the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
┻┳|Ｊ did u say solkat
Hang on a tick, part 3
(gif source: weecesting)
Okay, you see that huge emphasis in this shot of where that bloody, wet tablet lands? Remember this.
This is going to be important later.
Because I’d be willing to bet that whoever grabbed the tablet after Metatron bamfed Kevin out of there, they snatched it up in a hurry and forgot about that book. Which now has a reverse imprint of a portion of what was written on the tablet, because those words are carved in stone.
My dad likes to call himself the patriarchy because he’s a conservative straight white male.
So when I start saying things like “Fuck the Patriarchy” he gets all personally offended and says things like “The Patriarchy is helping pay your rent” “The Patriarchy is paying for your college” “The Patriarchy changed your diapers”
omg dad stop